Seductive Oddities

Funny how
A water damaged page
Starch brown makes the sound
Of rain percussion heavy on a tin roof
Funny how we don’t eat
Pretty fish funny how we
Call them clowns and
Angels too, keep them in a circus
Tank our
Screwed up faces
Jackhammering fingers on the glass
Feeding them green and orange flakes of
God knows what
Funny how fungus grows
Pink
In the shower even though the shampoo’s blue
How humble mushroom bulbs are all connected underground
in systems so advanced that it takes years
To form to be
Stomp-thromped
by a little girls untied pink high tops
the color of her gummy
Smile funny
How she likes the way they feel all
Flattened under toes under thin
Rubber soles funny adolescent teeth jutting
sideways freshly torn, her
Lips have to swell to catch up to those chompers
Funny
How saliva forms
and spurts involuntarily when I
See a bag of big league chew or try to
Resist the potent pull of
Salt and vinegar
Funny how my brain corresponds being cozy with
The bulbous mushroom bulge of your hairless
Squareless belly
soft as flannel sheets and just as warm, your
trim Testicles
resting lightly In the lines of my palm flesh
Sleeping, cradling flesh after
The punctuated sigh and the reciprocal
Release.

An itch in my claws

A tree bush full of chickadees or maybe
oriels, finches
something of the sort all
chatting as we pass by, purposefully
predatory
cats playing with their prey.
We try to run them off like seagulls,
we seek squawks.
The little ones are apathetic
they turn their acorn heads and spy with
caviar eyes sink back
into the crosshatch of camel covered twigs
and we stare back shaking branches shaking
primal yearning into the air shaking
instinct out our shoelaces waking
those little birdies out of their mono-
emotional hideout.

If I was a bird, I say, as I watch their silhouettes
char and fade under the glare,
I would aim my poop for people's heads play
games like that all day surely
there must be some more fun perk to flying than
fleeing.

Book review/rant

I spent the last couple days of my spring break reading a book called The Elegance of the Hedgehog, by Muriel Barbery. I don't usually feel terribly compelled in my free time to put my reaction to a book into words, especially not on spring break when I should be spending my days napping in a hammock on some veranda in some far off destination, having breakfast served in pretty little rose embellished china, but, I'm broke, I'm bored, and I've been terribly effected by this brilliant, although ultimately disappointing piece of art.
So here goes:

The book is narrated by two closeted geniuses inhabiting a wealthy apartment building in Paris. It is a compilation of the journal entries of the autodidactic concierge, who was raised under impoverished and tragic circumstances, and a 12 year old genius who is the daughter of two wealthy bafoons living in a luxury apartment in the building. The two women struggle to find a sense of belonging in a world that they both view as absurd. They are both sensuous, intelligent, and hypersensitive to both humanity and art. The characters use writing as a means of reflection, as a way to confront themselves and their observations,and as a way to make some sense of the thoughts that riddle their seclusion and dominate their lives. Here are some of the quotes that I found carried the most resonance:

"To beauty all if forgiven, even vulgarity."

"Stay centered without losing your shorts."

"Politics, she said, a toy for little rich kids that they won't let anyone else play with."

"In our world, that's the way you live your grown up life: you must constantly rebuild you identity as an adult, the way its been put together it is wobbly, ephemeral, and fragile."

"nobody is a greater schoolgirl in spirit than a cynic. Cynics can not relinquish the rubbish they were taught as children: they hold tight to the belief that the world has meaning and, when things go wrong for them, they consequently adopt the inverse attitude. 'Life's a whore, I don't believe in anything anymore and I'll wallow in that idea until it makes me sick' is the very credo of the innocent who hasn't been able to get his way."

"The peace of mind one experiences on one's own, one's certainty of self in the serenity of solitude, are nothing in comparison to the release and openness and fluency one shares with another, in close companionship..."


These type of insights, both charming and just oozing with the clarity of truth, are abundant in this novel. The writing is so clear and beautifully crafted that you become convinced that these unlikely characters are, in fact, genius', and that they must meet one another. You begin to slowly see the overlapping thoughts and the similarities between the workings of their minds as the book progresses. It is indescribably satisfying when they finally do meet. They discover in one another exactly what their lives were missing, and so much more. They discover a path to true happiness, and a new beginning that challenges the judgments, assumptions, and fears that govern them both.

And then, one dies.

This ending was beyond disappointing to me. There I was, eagerly consuming page after page of this writing that I was just about to categorize as being artistically divine, when all of the sudden I was jarred, not emotionally carried away, but brought back to reality. It was almost as though I was feeling the literary decision being made, and I was arguing with the plot not to be so pretentiously ironic, cliche, banal and altogether over-dramatic.The woman gets hit by a dry cleaning van for god's sake, while trying to save a drunk bum the day after she finds true love and happiness.I mean come on...how could you Muriel Barbery? You not only ruined my entire day, but you also ruined what was shaping up to be a truly effective piece of literature, the kind of book that I would read ten times over, until the binding bursts and the margins just can't stand to fit even a measly little exclamation point more. Oh, and another thing, since you made it perfectly clear throughout the entire book that what I was reading was a compilation of journal entries, and you also stressed the thematic importance of life-after-death being a man made means of coping with the fear of one day having to let go, then how on earth do you expect me to be just fine with assuming that the last journal entry, the one that describes the death of this woman, was,
what?
written by her ghost?

But perhaps I am being a bit harsh, after all, I do feel the better for having read this book, and I would recommend it to anyone, just so long as you stop reading about 312 pages in. This is where the book should end. With a satisfying, although thought provoking resolution. What, might I ask, is it about happy endings that writers are so scared of? What is wrong with leaving people with a smile and tears of gratitude in their eyes after closing the back cover of the linguistic and emotional challenge that you have created? There is nothing cheesy about that.

Capstone continued

So, on to the next step: Implementing Core. I can think of many ways that the idea to start an afterschool writing workshop would be pertinent to the classwork that I have done for Core, but the most closely related class would probably be Human Rights. In this class we had countless discussions and debates on the universal rights of all human beings. What I decided, after a semester of depressing, yet inspiring readings, films, and research, was that every human has the right to just be. I believe whole heartedly in the "live and let live" philosophy. Of course there are many obstacles standing in the way of this right, and one of those obstacles is the restraint of educational policy and funding. Education is essential to our being. Your innate "self" develops over time, as we learned in our freshman year course on Identity, and the development of your self depends on the community of which you are a part of, as we learned in our class on community.

I grew up in a small rural town in upstate NY. It was a wonderful place to grow up. I had a peaceful childhood filled with trees, fireflies, and an overall absense of anything fearful. But unfortunately, I did not take a single class on creative writing until I came to Champlain. I chose the major based on a life long gut feeling that my "hobby" of writing would always stick around. The only encouragement that I ever really received was from my fourth grade teacher, and then briefly from my senior teacher when we did a two week interval of poetry. That was all we really had time for. The school had to comply with regents regulations. The budget just wasn't enough to cover the implementation of more creativity, while also having enough left over to rebuild the football field.

There are low income schools all over the country, both in rural and urban areas, that are full of students who are craving a creative outlet. I think that it is important to personal development for children to be encouraged to take hold of their talents and be proud of what they can do with them. There are only certain talents that are nurtured in most schools, and this makes an impression on the youth. It is more impressive for a third grader to master the memorization of his times tables than it is for him to write a poem about flowers. This effects the view of the entire classroom, and can cause creative children to introvert in order to avoid scrutiny and maintain a sense of belonging. Artistic talents should not be viewed as futile to the future of a child. It is a human right, in my opinion, to be accepted as who you are, and to have the your talents appreciated.

Capstone

So I'm supposed to create a capstone that is representative of all of the knowledge that I have gained in my college career. Sound like a loaded assignment? I thought so too. At this point I am still confused at how exactly I am going to combine the core requirements with my writing ambitions, but so far I have the following plans:

-To complete a full manuscript of poetry, and possibly a series of creative nonfiction essays. I am taking advanced poetry with Jim Ellefson right now. We are creating chapbooks, which is a half length manuscript. Next year I hope to continue working with Jim, as well another mentor Jim Mcginnes, to create a publishable full length book. Over the last couple of years I have realized that poetry is the form that comes most naturally to me, and the genre in which I have shown the most promising talent. I hope to continue my studies of Poetry in an MFA program after graduating from Champlain.

-To start up a creative writing/art and doodling after school program at a low income elementary school in town. I have been working at Lawrence Barnes Elementary school in Burlington through the America Reads program. I have very much enjoyed the time that I have spent there. Children have such a creative nature about them, and I think that writing would be a great outlet for some of that energy. I want to focus on low income school because those seem to be the schools that are in the most danger of being forced to cut creative programs.

Seasonally Bullied

I tried to
Make amends with January, I
Shook his bony hand and batted my
worn out lashes, tried to sneak
a little warmth into his photogenic
Smile, he
Chattered his teeth in my direction
chapped my lips
Filled my ears with tire skidding, iron
Pipes moaning, flaking rust on those
too quiet mornings when the antique
snow has lost its luster
In the grey.

I am a balloon filled with too much air
My fibers are stuck tight and burning, jammed
Up and clogged drains, mangy
Tangles of ink hair soaked in head and shoulders suds
Black scribbles heavily doused in low
Quality white out, the kind that’s wet and smells
And kills brain cells.
I am the fog ridden road that tightens the nuts
And bolts in your spine and
Turns the radio off, pits
Sweating with the seatbelt
Tangled and rubbing, you
Forgot to take your jacket off again, you
Cranked up the heat to four.
I am the last neon
Orange coal in the woodstove sitting
Bright on chalky scales of heather gray,
All the embers that have faded
In the hollows of your mind,
All the aspirations
that you let yourself
Smother under
Blankets, in
Unnatural heat,
filled with
Dust,
mold,
and ashes.


Clara Mae Barnhart

In Early Morning

The sky is mauve, the leaves are
burgundy and plum, the distant lights are
Marigolds,
with four star spiked petals glowing thick
like oil paint,with
the shallow luminescence of
candle flames burning in the dark.
The silhouette of a body in my bedsheets, black
Wrapped in fabric neatly bunched and
Folded like Egyptian shades.
His eyes the shining black of beetle shells,
my hairline dampened by the labor of dreams,
hands travel as if soothing a skittish mare
loose across my hip and settling
on my rump
and I coo
I am the mare with nostrils flared
he is a dog
and I am his chair.
My neck is the chew marked arm,
the soft white stuffing that he nuzzles with his muzzle.
We are
Overlapping limbs and
dreary eyed kisses barely touching
lips and
my ponytail curled
around his chin,
a husky sleeping in the snow
We are each the other’s yawn
in early morning.


Clara Mae Barnhart

Sunday School

I was baptized in a mountain spring
alongside my cousin nick, my mother
was the saint that spread
holy water across my head
her fingernails filed and the halfmoons white and freed
from her cuticles
she always said
she wasn't sure
about god.
The pads of her fingers are dry
from dish soap
cheap soap
apple cider vinegar and water
cleans windows and countertops
whole milk is good for the bones children
are gifts from god she would say
if god is up there.
Her touch feels like what
a cloud looks like, cool
like sticking your hand in a pot of flour
and feeling it
sift
through the tucked and folded skin hidden in
hard to reach places.
She would let me fall asleep
with my hand on her neck in
the soft rounded special spot under her
chin where the warmth
of her pulse slowing
would be singing along with our
dreams
hearbeats aligned and in rhythm.
She and her sister they baptized
babydolls
here at the spring
the water sprouted from the hill above their house and fed
their family
they cupped it in their palms and splashed their faces
the clearest, coldest water in the whole wide world it was
infected
with ecoli
some years later
my brother helped my cousin Nick rebuild
fasten a cover to keep
the bad things out
sometimes I move the rocks that hold it down and stick my
head in there
dip the tips of my hair in the water
until the loose S's and J's will unravel and fray
like a rope
unwound.
I listen to the echo of the water churning
blurping
way down deep in the stomach of the ground.
This is where god would come
if he was thirsty,
if he could be thirsty.

Clara Mae Barnhart

Suave or Hannaford brand?

Being a girl has been a curious venture for me. I have observed my own femininity with in a partially detached stupor over the years. I grew up with two brothers, one of which is only two years older than me. We were constant play buddies in our early years. Whenever I showed signs of being a girl he would bawke at me immediately, and call me the most hurtful of all insults: a girly girl. Of course after puberty he stopped using the term, but he remained less than encouraging in my transformation from tomboy to preteen girl. My other brother who is six years younger was more helpful in this process. Although he never hesitated in pointing out my pimples, he also, from time to time, would look up at me with those perfectly curled eyelashes that I am so envious of, and say, “You’re pretty, Clara.”

My mother never wears makeup and she hates brushing her hair, she always does so with a pained expression of annoyance. She never considered brand names of clothing, she always bought the cheapest shampoo. I am grateful to her for teaching me to be comfortable with my natural appearance, but it was her lack of interest in fashionable hairstyles that brought about two of the most hauntingly embarrassing moments of my life. I was in kindergarten; it was picture day. Are you getting a sense of nostalgia yet? The crayola colored backgrounds, the awkward podium, waiting in line while your fellow students gawk at your pose and try to make you laugh and blush, the weird lady and her never ending supply of thin pronged combs, and the man behind the flash with the toothy grin. Well, it was picture day. I refused to wear the dress that my mom had picked out the night before, which caused us to be late to school, again, because my mother had to hunt down something else in my wardrobe that wasn’t grass stained or a hand me down t-shirt. This left little time for her to comb my hair. She grabbed a thin bristled brush, the kind that are rarely used nowadays, except occasionally on dogs and cats, and she transformed my limp tresses into a floppy poof of messy frizz. She thought it was adorable. The lady with the comb apparently didn’t know what to do with me, and my image is forever captured in time for my brother to scoff at for the rest of his life.

The second hair embarrassment was more of a hurtful chide from my friends than a loving motherly mistake. It was right around eighth grade, the time when everything was changing and girls started wearing “outfits” instead of clothes. A few of my friends were discussing their hair care regime between classes, I was listening, interested, but without the slightest bit of knowledge to chime in. My friend Rachel was discussing how she used three different brands of shampoo and rotated them in a weekly cycle, depending on whether or not she wanted to style her hair straight or in curls. She was throwing out foreign words like diffuser, and mousse. The other girls seemed very aware of this lingo; they each went around trading secrets and comparing brands based on scents and desired softness. My hair was particularly messy that day. I had slept with it wet and braided. This was how Rachel had said she achieved the pretty kinks and waves that she wore last Thursday. Well, I never have had very braidable hair, and my kinks and waves went crazy. I had to force my hair into a very bumpy ponytail, and the two wings of friz sticking out from each side of my head would make a poodle consider sniffing my rear. Another friend, Torey, who I regarded quite highly as a close and dear friend turned to me, looked at my unbecoming crown, rolled her eyes and asked, “what kind of shampoo do you use Clara_ suave or Hannaford brand?” She laughed at me as she apologized, along with my best friend Jess, who had been my closest companion through all the Tomboy years since kindergarten. I was crushed, angry, and completely confused. I wanted to say, who cares what I use, it’s just hair, while at the same time I wanted to gloat that I used some high price Parisian shampoo used by Britney Spears or Julia Roberts. The truth is, I did use Suave, it was what my mother bought, and I was particularly fond of the coconut breeze, as well as the strawberry summer, which smelled exactly like Bubblicious strawberry gum.

There are many more of these charming little moments littering my memories of junior high. By highschool I started to cold shoulder these little incidents by just acting like I really didn’t care. I wore slippers to school for a solid year straight. I stopped trying to style my hair and I realized that I had natural waves if I just let it be. I decided, in short, to stay out of girl world as much as I could. I didn’t like it there. I didn’t return to my tomboy ways either, I just floated in my own realm, or tried to. I dared to wear prettier things by the time I was a junior, of course it probably helped that by that time I had a boyfriend. It wasn’t until college that I was really immersed into the girl world again, and made to feel just as clueless and innocent as before.

First it was the going out thing; the ritual of getting ready:

“Does this look good?”

"Yes."

“Do these jeans make me look too hippie?”

“ Women are supposed to have hips”

“ What do you think, cuffed or uncuffed?"

“ Whatever won’t make you trip on your heels.”

“ Do these jeans match this color shirt? "

“Well yea jeans match everything.”

(rolling eyes, an exasperated sigh) “No Clara, I think I need a different wash.”

I just don’t get it. This different wash thing is what really threw me off. My roommate freshmen year introduced me to the concept. I knew that some jeans were dark and some were light, I just didn’t know about the infinite number of possible differences in between. First I thought it was just her; I dismissed this method as one of her many vanities. I was soon to discover that other girls in the dorm were not phased by this question at all, but actually they would study her legs intently upon being asked, and answer with some comment on the hue, or the hem, or the pockets on the ass.

I soon began to realize that I was more than just stylistically out of the loop. I was considered the innocent of the group, much to my disgust, because having avoided becoming part of a girl group all throughout highschool, I hadn’t been exposed to many of the social norms of the teenage girl. I had only slept with one guy, and I had done nothing worse than drink alcohol underage. These girls had either tried a few drugs or at least seen them taken, and at the very least they knew all the codenames. I had to sheepishly ask what it meant to be rolling, and why it was different from tripping, and who the hell was this molly that everyone was doing? The most intriguing thing that I picked up was that when speaking to a pot dealer on the telephone you should never, and I mean never, say the words marijuana or weed. Instead you say something ridiculously vague with a completely obvious undertone like “hey man, do you think you could..uh, help me out?” or as my ex-pot dealer friend has explained to me you say, “are you chillin, got any nugs, any headies, any chronic?” Because, of course, any spy trained by the DEA, assuming that he has some way of accessing cell phones, will never be trained well enough to translate this implication. But I digress. What really left me in the dust with this crew was that they knew all the rules of hooking up, all the tactics of flirting, and most importantly how to abide by the most important rule of dating in college: keeping your options open.

The typical dating game in college is sort of like an open relationship, which is closed in December, back open in January, over in February, rekindled in April, on a break for the summer, and back on again in September. You must keep your options open so as not to miss the one. If you meet someone that you actually like, that you would like to get to know and enjoy some time with, you are seen as, depending on the reciprocity of the relationship, a stage 5 clinger, or someone who is settling down.

By this point my head is whirling with confusion and grey thoughts. And then we moved into an apartment and things got even weirder. Living with girls, to me, feels something like being caught in the middle of some sort of Susie homemaker competition. Everyone is trying to parent the others and each is being frustrated by the others attempts. Avoidance being my usual solution I took the backseat and forfeited the race for motherhood, only to suffer the consequences of being condescendingly coached on cooking and cleaning. “Yes, actually, I do know how to tell when my noodles are done, and no, I don’t need you to remind me to pull out the couch when I vacuum. “ After becoming increasingly annoyed by this constant stating of the obvious, and unwarranted nagging from my roommates, who I do love very much by the way, I found a much needed escape. I started spending time with a guy, one who I knew I was in danger of falling for. I ignored the efforts of the girls with all their “something just doesn’t seem right between you two,” or “he is going to get really attached and then you will be trapped,” and I went right ahead and I fell for him. Upon becoming attached I was detached from the group, in a sense. There was a lot of passive aggressive anger being directed towards me for not spending enough girl time, and this uncomfortable atmosphere made me even less inclined to be around. The relationship was eventually accepted and my inclusion in the group was maintained, but I have remained, much to my own accord, partially removed from the social structure. I prefer to be a wallflower, rather than a mask of who I really am. I prefer to trust my own rules, to follow my heart and conscience, rather than the ever changing rules of status that determine what a girl should wear, what she should look like, what her favorite color should be, how she should eat, cook, clean, wash her hair, date, party, play and learn.